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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

fuxicles:

accordingtodevin:

Thousands of lives are affected by moms not knowing how to operate a computer each year.

educate the mothers. for humanity’s sake

  1. The boy who takes your virginity is only going to love you long enough for you to stay in his bed.
  2. Your first job is never the best job. But you’ll meet some of your best friends there.
  3. Sometimes things don’t go the way you expect them to at all.
  4. People are usually never who they say they are.
  5. If you love someone, you need to tell them. Nobody is good at the guessing game.
  6. If your best friends don’t like the boy you’re involving yourself with, chances are he’s bad news.
  7. If a boy starts an invitation with, “Are you home alone”/”I’ll be home alone”, say no. You are a human being, not a toy to be played with.
  8. If some boy invites you to “the backseat of his truck”, he’s a piece of shit. Tell him to fuck himself.
  9. “Sorry” doesn’t always fix what you messed up.
  10. Stop wasting time wishing you could take back what you already did.
  11. You are at fault sometimes.
  12. There’s going to be a boy that you let get away. Yes, you loved him. It’s for the best, though.
  13. Toxic people hardly ever start off toxic.
  14. It’s always nice to make new friends, but never forget who your real friends are.
  15. Never lose the friends that would answer their phone at 3am if you called
  16. Never lose sight of who you are because of a boy.
16 Things I Learned While Being 16 (via dizzyhemmings)
Okay so my crush is this one chick I met in my bio class at college. I was sitting next to my friend, and she was like what's up, and I'm blushing like crazy because this chick who ended up sitting next to me was wicked cute. She had these oxford shoes and pixie cut and was like oozing cuteness, you don't even know. Basically the three of us were in a group and my friend made a bunch of like awkward sex jokes because she's a pain and I got embarrassed and I friended the chick on fb. Thats it atm
Anonymous

Lol thats the most awkwardly adorable story I’ve heard in awhile and it made me laugh which is great cause I’ve been feeling like crap tonight
Thank you anon ;3

undoubtedlygay:

pizzapenis6969:

Do you ever feel like dis?


I don’t remember posting this pic of my friends and I

undoubtedlygay:

pizzapenis6969:

Do you ever feel like dis?

I don’t remember posting this pic of my friends and I

majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer